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So . . . Marlon tells me I NEED to be taking a daily vitamin. If you've seen Marlon - it's obvious, the man knows what he's talking about. So I drag him to the vitamin store and have him pick out a girl vitamin for me. I started taking it last Monday morning. Monday afternoon, I'm in the Ladies room, doing what ya gotta do after you drink two bottles of water. Reach back to flush and. . . . whoa. I'm peeing bright yellow. Like holy cow, what the heck is wrong with me bright yellow. I call Marlon. What the heck!!! He says, "That's the Vitamin B - I should have told you." Oh. Gee. Thanks. Well good - I don't have some bizarre lemon bladder disease. That's good news.
I keep taking my vitamin every morning. Every afternoon . . . same thing - bright yellow. Until Thursday. No bright yellow. Huh? Oh yeah . . . I forgot to take my vitamin. See what I mean? Subtle reminder.
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